some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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