I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't deserve a penis
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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