I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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