just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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