There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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