you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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