Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You've changed since you got that strap on
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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