Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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