rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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