Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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