I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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