U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
i think im in europe. pls send help
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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