so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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