At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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