I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
