A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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