we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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