It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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