i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize