I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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