But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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