it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
How naked do you want me to be?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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