okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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