Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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