She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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