Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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