don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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