this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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