The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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