How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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