I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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