Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
