Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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