i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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