Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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