do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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