ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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