her vagine was all disorganized.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
