it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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