At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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