She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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