they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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