I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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