The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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