Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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