haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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