I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
