belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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