I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Michael Bay diarrhea
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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