If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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