i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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