No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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