You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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